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Teacher: Why are you late?

Webster: Because of the sign.

Teacher: What sign?

Webster: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

Teacher:"Hello boys, Remember !!! Nothing is impossible."

One of the 20 Students: "Ok Sir, You please take out all the toothpastes and put back it into the tube again."

Teacher :"George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand".

Teacher :Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?

Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?

Cindy: You told me to do it without using tables!

Teacher: George can you count up to 5?

George counts up to 5 slowly using his Fingers.

Teacher: Good, now can you count any higher?

George climbs up on his chair and counts five again using his fingers

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?

Sarah: "HIJKLMNO"!!

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Sarah: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

Teacher:George, go to the map and find North America.

George: Here it is!

Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

Class: George!

Teacher: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?

Tommy: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.

Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".

Ellen: I is...

Teacher: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."

Ellen: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Mother: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?

Junior: You said it was my lunch money.

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