Teacher: Why are you late?
Webster: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Webster: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
Teacher:"Hello boys, Remember !!! Nothing is impossible."
One of the 20 Students: "Ok Sir, You please take out all the toothpastes and put back it into the tube
Teacher :"George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know
why his father didn't punish him?"
Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand".
Teacher :Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
Cindy: You told me to do it without using tables!
Teacher: George can you count up to 5?
George counts up to 5 slowly using his Fingers.
Teacher: Good, now can you count any higher?
George climbs up on his chair and counts five again using his fingers
Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Sarah: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
Teacher:George, go to the map and find North America.
George: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Teacher: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
Tommy: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Ellen: I is...
Teacher: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
Ellen: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Mother: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
Junior: You said it was my lunch money.