*Rajni was discussing the various aspects and possible outcome of the Insurance policy with the clerk at the Insurance Agency. During the discussion , she asked. " Suppose I take the life insurance for my husband today and tomorrow he dies ? what will I get?
The clerk eyed her suspiciously and replied " A Life Sentence".
*Customer : "I`d like to try on that dress in the window."
Assistant : "I`m sorry, madam, you`ll have to use the fitting room like everybody else."
*A pretty girl was looking at a large collection of greeting cards labeled, " For your sweet- heart". She read each card before rejecting it. Finally she settled on one which simply on one which simply said- "Because I Love Only You."
Shyly, she held the card up, turned to the shopkeeper and said, "Please give me a dozen of these."
*A young girl walked up to an elderly woman who appeared to be the matron of the boys` hostel and said:
"I wish to meet Shubham Jain. May I go to his room?"
"And who are you?" asked the woman.
"I am his sister", declared the girl.
"Well, I am very glad to meet you my dear," said the woman, "I am his mother".
*Every night my wife covers her face in a mud pack and puts her hair in rollers.
" Does it help?"
" A little. But I can still tell it`s her."
CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS
"They want to make sure their rings don`t fall off because they paid good money for them." -- Gavin, age 8
"They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down the aisle someday and do the holy matrimony thing." -- John, age 9