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Q. Why did lightening hit the bus?

A. Because there was a conductor in it.

Q. What did the piece of paper say to the other?

A. I get your point.

Q. What did one eye say to the other?

A. There is something between us that smells.

Q. What did one magnet say to the other?

A. You are very attractive.

Q. What did the traffic light say to the motorist? .

A. Don`t look- I am changing.

Q.What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

A. Put it on my bill.

Q.Why was the Egyptian boy worried?

A. Because his daddy was mummy.

Q.How do you know when a clock is hungry?

A. When it goes back for seconds.

Q.What`s the best way to catch a squirrel?

A.Climb a tree andact like a nut.


Q.Why did the teacher put the lights on?

A. Because the class was sodim!

Q.What would you get if you crossed a vampire anda teacher?

A. Lots of blood tests!

Q.What kind of food do maths teachers eat?

A. Square meals!

Q.What bird can lift the heaviest weight?

A. Crane.

Q. Why is 6 afraid of 7?

A. Because 7 ate(8) 9.