Q. Why did lightening hit the bus?
A. Because there was a conductor in it.
Q. What did the piece of paper say to the other?
A. I get your point.
Q. What did one eye say to the other?
A. There is something between us that smells.
Q. What did one magnet say to the other?
A. You are very attractive.
Q. What did the traffic light say to the motorist? .
A. Don`t look- I am changing.