Jokes for Grown Ups

*Rajni was discussing the various aspects and possible outcome of the Insurance policy with the clerk at the Insurance Agency. During the discussion , she asked. " Suppose I take the life insurance for my husband today and tomorrow he dies ? what will I get?

The clerk eyed her suspiciously and replied " A Life Sentence".


*Customer : "I'd like to try on that dress in the window."

Assistant : "I'm sorry, madam, you'll have to use the fitting room like everybody else."


*A pretty girl was looking at a large collection of greeting cards labeled, " For your sweet- heart". She read each card before rejecting it. Finally she settled on one which simply on one which simply said- "Because I Love Only You."

Shyly, she held the card up, turned to the shopkeeper and said, "Please give me a dozen of these."


*A young girl walked up to an elderly woman who appeared to be the matron of the boys' hostel and said:

"I wish to meet Shubham Jain. May I go to his room?"

"And who are you?" asked the woman.

"I am his sister", declared the girl.

"Well, I am very glad to meet you my dear," said the woman, "I am his mother".


*Every night my wife covers her face in a mud pack and puts her hair in rollers.

" Does it help?"

" A little. But I can still tell it's her."



"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them." -- Gavin, age 8

"They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down the aisle someday and do the holy matrimony thing." -- John, age 9